This post from CRACKED is great. Not only does it list some truly useless Transformers, proving Hasbro was trying to make every dime off kids it possible could, but it does it with style. Here is an example: You stop liking/fearing/respecting Soundwave, however, when you realize that he uses all of his robot powers for the sole purpose of spying on his fellow Decepticons to detect mutiny. Seriously, he quietly hangs around his evil pals, waits for them to take issue with one of Megatron's orders ......