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So I came across the holy grail of Chipotle burritos the other day and boy was I jealous.  First of all, who else thinks its ironic that some of the most fit athletes get access to unlimited burritos.  Seriously, I bet this thing gets used 5 times.  I did some research and found out that Chipotle sponsors a professional bicycle racing team called, Slipstream.  I guess the perk to being sponsored is this annual membership to Chipotle.  Needless to say...I want one!!! 

This pass just happens to belong to Jason Donald.  I don't know who he is, but I salute him.  This pass alone would make me want to take up bike riding.  That is if it wasn't for the actual bike riding portion of the sport.  Once again however, the rich and famous get all the freebies.  What about the poor and mediocre Chipotle?  I've always been told that good things happen to good people.  I'm good people.  Not Cool.  Not Cool.

Seriously though, some of you may know, Chipotle won't endorse my diet.  However, there has got to be some way I can receive one of these for all my efforts.  First of all, I go almost every day.  On top of that, I rarely eat alone.  This means that I bring in an extra customer almost daily.  Do the math people (don't forget to carry the 9).  You will see that I alone have made that stock price go up .00000001% in the last few months.  I'm in fact expecting to end up in this year's annual report to help explain the recent price hike. 

Needless to say, as I came across this the other day, I had to email the people up at Chipotle corporate showing them my finding and expressing my need of such an annual pass for the upcoming year of 2008.  I'm now waiting patiently for my response and I'll keep you updated on the results.

Justin Hall - Professional Burrito Consumer

Posted on Tuesday, October 2, 2007 6:22 PM | Back to top


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Slipstream, huh? Chipotle gives me a slipstream about 1 out of 5 times I eat it.
Left by Burrito eater on Oct 03, 2007 3:46 PM

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Note that the origin of that photo is the velovera blog:

http://swissmissie.blogspot.com/2007/02/meal-ticket.html

They don't state the copyright or terms of use, but I think at least a little bit of credit is worthwhile.
Left by chipotle-eating-greg on Oct 05, 2007 10:18 AM

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Pro cycling hardly constitute the "rich and famous". You'd be shocked at how little some of these guys are paid, and the torture they go through to earn said pay. Most can't even comprehend Lance type salaries.
Left by Lisa on Feb 28, 2008 2:29 PM

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Anyone can become a member of the Arglyle Club, its $995 for the first year and it includes the Chipotle Card. It's primarily for cyclist benefits but if you et over $995 worth of chipotle a year you can buy one too. LOL

https://www.slipstreamsports.com/ArgyleClub.pdf
Left by nightlisa on Jan 13, 2009 12:07 AM

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