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forceofjedi1 I'm laying here on the couch with ice on my crotch feeling like someone kicked me in the nuts. Yep, today was THE day. Today was V day. No longer will I be fathering any new children. For those living in fear of overpopulation, you can let out a sigh of relief. The world is saved from my amazing potency. With four young boys ready to follow in my footsteps of populating the earth in my name, I decided my work was done. (and I think looking at that picture I didn't do so bad).

The vasectomy procedure was quick. After a few jokes from me making sure this was the right room for the sex change operation (the look on the nurse's face was entirely worth it), the doctor got right to work. A few sharp pains and a couple snips and I was suddenly ready to start firing blanks.

I love being a father. But being a new father is something I'm ready to be done with. To be honest, Wifey and I both were just ready to close that chapter of our life. Feels good to put a period at the end of that sentence. And we're looking forward to just raising our little family of four boys.

So here I am, lounging on the couch trying my best to let wifey help me out with things (I hate being waited on and taken care of. Seriously, I do.) while my body heals up a bit. I think the valium has just about worn off so I think I'll try my hand at some coding to help pass the time. Maybe I'll actually get some more of my tutorials updated and post some new ones....

Goodness gracious this ice is cold!

Posted on Friday, September 12, 2008 4:30 PM | Back to top


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So it was like sitting on a metal park bench in Flin Flon during January? You'd never make it as a Canadian if that is cold my friend ;)
Left by Donald Belcham on Sep 12, 2008 5:40 PM

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Know that feeling all too well George. But a stark warning!!!!!

My wife and I stopped after our nice surprise, number 3 (we we obviously not being careful enough), So like you I went in for the Op (although it wasn't nearly so pleasurable as your experience, I get cold shivers just thinking about it).
We thought we were safe, but 3 years later I had some pains down there, which I didn't think much of (you know how we guys are), but 6 months later and number 4 is on the way, wahhhhhhhhh.
The new guy is 8 months old now and the wife has now been fixed as well to make doubly sure (I didn't risk getting done again).
So it seems the pains I had was the bodies healing process, deciding 3 wasn't enough, damn fate.


My Advice, if you get any strong pains, get checked out and tested again, else some of those blanks may turn out to be live rounds and we know where that road leads.

(as does Brandon Lee, in his Role in "The Crow", although a bit more severe)

Stay safe!
Left by Simon (Darkside) Jackson on Sep 13, 2008 12:14 AM

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What a great family you have there, George! So congrats :). I need to sign on some time to chat and catch up. Now if my wifey and I can just get #2 already :) (we would like to end up with 4).
Left by Jason Olson on Sep 13, 2008 10:24 AM

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yo ice crotch..

that's all I had.

ice crotch is funny to say :))

La
Left by la on Sep 16, 2008 3:33 PM

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