I'm laying here on the couch with ice on my crotch feeling like someone kicked me in the nuts. Yep, today was THE day. Today was V day. No longer will I be fathering any new children. For those living in fear of overpopulation, you can let out a sigh of relief. The world is saved from my amazing potency. With four young boys ready to follow in my footsteps of populating the earth in my name, I decided my work was done. (and I think looking at that picture I didn't do so bad).
The vasectomy procedure was quick. After a few jokes from me making sure this was the right room for the sex change operation (the look on the nurse's face was entirely worth it), the doctor got right to work. A few sharp pains and a couple snips and I was suddenly ready to start firing blanks.
I love being a father. But being a new father is something I'm ready to be done with. To be honest, Wifey and I both were just ready to close that chapter of our life. Feels good to put a period at the end of that sentence. And we're looking forward to just raising our little family of four boys.
So here I am, lounging on the couch trying my best to let wifey help me out with things (I hate being waited on and taken care of. Seriously, I do.) while my body heals up a bit. I think the valium has just about worn off so I think I'll try my hand at some coding to help pass the time. Maybe I'll actually get some more of my tutorials updated and post some new ones....
Goodness gracious this ice is cold!