I couldn't stop laughting every time I'm reading this article.
No matter it's truth or just a parody. I'm sure it'll give you a smile when you look back the years in your coding career. Check out the article:
http://geekswithblogs.net/chrishan/articles/72646.aspx
Even funier and/or scarier is that it sounds so real that many of my firiends and geeks here ask me if it's real when they read of it after my last post.
:-DDD
Happy coding!