I don't know the source of this, but some were clever enough to repeat:
- Ratio of an igloo's circumference to it's diameter
- Eskimo Pi
- 2000 pounds of Chinese soup
- Won Ton
- 1 millionth of a mouthwash
- 1 microscope
- Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement
- 1 bananosecond
- Weight an evangelist carries with God
- 1 billigram
- Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour
- Knot-furlong (for horse-racing fans)
- 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling
- 1 lite year
- 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone
- 1 Rod Serling
- Half of a large intestine
- 1 semicolon
- 1000 aches
- 1 kilohertz (where 1 ache = 1 hurt)
- Basic unit of laryngitis
- 1 hoarsepower
- Shortest distance between two jokes
- A straight line (wait for it...)
- 453.6 graham crackers
- 1 pound cake (does everyone know 453.6 grams = 1 pound ?)
- 1 million microphones
- 1 megaphone
- 1 million bicycles
- 2 megacycles
- 2000 mockingbirds
- two kilomockingbirds (work with me ...)
- 52 cards
- 1 decacards
- 1 kilogram of falling figs
- 1 Fig Newton
- 1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks
- 1 literhosen
- 1 millionth of a fish
- 1 microfiche
- 1 trillion pins
- 1 terrapin
- 10 rations
- 1 decoration
- 100 rations
- 1 C-Ration (for you WWII vets)
- 2 monograms
- 1 diagram
- 8 nickels
- 2 paradigms
- 3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital
- 1 I.V. League (for nautical types)
posted @ Monday, November 20, 2006 11:37 AM