Special thanks to the troublemakers @JoyKnows and @LoriGowin for their masterful input.
20. Good thing I didn't disableloopbackcheck when you walked by.
19. Is your name IIS? ‘Cause my heart just got a redirect.
18. You be the event and I’ll be the receiver.
17. I’m like a 2010 workflow… totally unattached.
16. I know where to get all the best swag.
15. I may be FAST but I’m thorough
14. I am the Best Practice!
13. How would you like to be my default.master?
12. Your content type belongs with my site collection.
11. Wanna come play in my sandbox?
10. Hey baby, wanna Share My Service?
9. I need at least 8 gigs to satisfy me.
8. I know Todd Klindt
7. Wanna skinny dip in my App Pool?
6. I'd deploy your heart directly in my GAC, because baby, you deserve full trust...
5. I'll share my point with you any day.
4. I’ve got you scheduled to crawl my content database.
3. If I were your Service Account would you grant me full access?
2. I’m not virtualized because I’m all about performance.
1. Yes.. I know i look better than my older sister, but you can't touch me until sometime next year... maybe...