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Special thanks to the troublemakers @JoyKnows and @LoriGowin for their masterful input.

20. Good thing I didn't disableloopbackcheck when you walked by.

19. Is your name IIS? ‘Cause my heart just got a redirect.

18. You be the event and I’ll be the receiver.

17. I’m like a 2010 workflow… totally unattached.

16. I know where to get all the best swag.

15. I may be FAST but I’m thorough

14. I am the Best Practice!

13. How would you like to be my default.master?

12. Your content type belongs with my site collection.

11. Wanna come play in my sandbox?

10. Hey baby, wanna Share My Service?

9. I need at least 8 gigs to satisfy me.

8. I know Todd Klindt

7. Wanna skinny dip in my App Pool?

6. I'd deploy your heart directly in my GAC, because baby, you deserve full trust...

5. I'll share my point with you any day.

4. I’ve got you scheduled to crawl my content database.

3. If I were your Service Account would you grant me full access?

2. I’m not virtualized because I’m all about performance.

1. Yes.. I know i look better than my older sister, but you can't touch me until sometime next year... maybe...

Posted on Wednesday, December 23, 2009 4:41 PM | Back to top


Comments on this post: Top 20 SharePoint Pickup Lines

# re: Top 20 SharePoint Pickup Lines
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This was really funny :)
Left by Coskun Cavusoglu on Dec 23, 2009 5:11 PM

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Yeah!! These are great LOL LOL LOL
Left by @SharePointWolfe on Dec 23, 2009 5:42 PM

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Good stuff! Here's another one:

"Who needs governance? I'm Mr. Adventurous in case you haven't noticed."
Left by Dux on Dec 24, 2009 2:56 PM

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Ha ha ..
Here is one more .
Will you be my date , i think its time to run our configuration Wizard and Create a Central Admin ,
Left by forrajib on Dec 27, 2009 6:56 AM

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....when I look at you, my Key Performance Indicator is changing
Left by r0chen on Dec 29, 2009 12:46 AM

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what a great list! 12 and 4 have me LMAO!!!
Left by AC on Dec 29, 2009 12:07 PM

# texas medical transcription
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That’s an interesting list.
Left by Albert Martin on Dec 30, 2009 12:59 AM

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Classic. Absolute Classic. Thanks for starting my week with a laugh!
Left by Boxy on Jan 31, 2010 6:44 PM

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