I've come to hate Sony. I imagine a smug designer standing next to me with a contemptuous grin as I just simply try to get the damn DVD player to give me my disk. Press ON. Press Open. Nothing. Press Open. Press Open. .... Nothing. "JUST OPEN THE F&CK#NG DOOR!", I shout. His grin widens as we both watch the player tease me by doing a 1/8 open followed quickly by a close then again a 1/8 open followed quickly by a close.