Well every year Easter comes around and every year I suffer at the hands of this rather odd tradition of chocolate Easter Egg giving. This year I have told my parents I will ONLY go up and see them IF they promise NOT to give me an Easter Egg... And fortunately for me they have promised that they won't give me any this year! Last year I had 5 eggs... it took me 3 months to eat them.
I know... you all probably think I am mad, however I am one of those few people that don't particularly like chocolate and in fact it makes me rather ill. I am intolerant to lactose so please! If you see me with an easter egg, please take it off my hands! I can't eat it... I won't eat it and if I do then I will suffer!
In fact if you do see me with chocolate, or anything dairy in my hands and I look like I am about to eat it... stop me and take it away! (It's for my own good!)
ps... if you are wondering what sort of reaction I have to it... I get very tired, lethargic and bad tempered... oh and eventually fall asleep for a long time. When I wake up I am dehydrated and have a headache... all in all not good!