The other day I needed a toaster. Toasters are pretty cool devices, and it's probably safe to say that most people own one these days. Toasters are cool. I went to Bed, Bath, and Beyond and looked at the ones for sale. The sales associate pointed out a most wonderful toaster. It had a DVR, an onboard PS3, a theramin (look it up), and margarita machine. Wow, thought I...how productive and powerful. The associate gushed over its power and functionality. I was a huge fan of the manufacturer who produced...