No, seriously. If you were expecting a punchline, there isn't one. Gaiman (named for the author of the same name) is getting a little old, and as a result, is getting "a touch of the rheumatiz". Basically, his back and hips are getting arthritic. Poor guy. We are giving him a glucosomine/chondroiton power blend in his food to help him. It does work, but every now and then, he has to go to the doc, who gives him a script for Prednisone (sic) to reduce the swelling. Really hurts me to see him suffer....