Sunday I thought it was time to update the look. So, off with the beard... and back to really short hair. Most people loved it, but were quite shocked. Many said I look at least 8 years younger (which would make me 26).
With this new look, I decided to ask a cute young (though I have historically preferred older) girl out... and here's how it went down. I say: "Hi Jackie, I'm Steve. How would you like to go out sometime? I think you're really cute." She says: "Ahh... I think I'm too young for you." OH... MY... GOD... I am now officially a dirty old man.
Yep. Story of my life.