E-Z Catch Chicken Harvester (Chicken Vacuum)

Why are chickens so funny? What about them is funny? Is it because when you cut their heads off they continue to walk around as if everything's ok? Is it because sometimes they are born *without* the drive to eat? Or is it because we treat them like we treat broccoli (plant, grow, cut, eat)?

Somehow it doesn't matter. The chicken gag is classic (think plastic chicken). Today I was innocently reading the news when I found this little gem:

Watch as the operator mows over dozens of chickens and sends them back to their coops, relatively intact.

ROFLMAO. Chickens. See video here. Brought to you by the fine folks at Gizmodo.

Mysterious Back Language

Around my 30th year on this planet, I got out of the shower like every day (or nearly every day) before it and leaned over to pick up my socks off the tub edge. Suddenly it felt like an AXE had just cut a deep gash in the center of my lower back. "Huh? What was that?" I stood for several moments in confusion.

I was able to walk for awhile... but it was like a crecendo of pain - it just kept getting worse. Somehow I made it to work (which required a lot of walking), but left before lunch. Apparently sitting didn't help either.

On the long walk back to my metro stop an old lady *passed* me with her walker. I made it home just before I passed out due to the pain. I was in bed (in AGONY) for nearly a week. Any movement at all caused pain... and walking was nearly impossible.

Bottom line, my back felt like every muscle simultaneously detached and was swimming around just under the skin. Now about every 6months I hear a pop, my back says "Surprise! You're 6mos older!", and the cycle begins anew. Isn't the body a wonderful thing?

Rory, it's good to have someone that can help you through it. I was completely alone - not even a roommate.

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