Humor

Bill Gates Last Day (Video)

Scott Kuhl — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 13:25:16 GMT

Video: Bill Gates Last Day CES Clip

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Best Christmas Photo of 2007

Scott Kuhl — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 19:55:38 GMT

Source: College Humor

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'Twas the Night Before Implementation

Scott Kuhl — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:34:15 GMT

'Twas the night before implementation and all through the house,

not a program was working, not even a browse.

The programmers hung by their tubes in despair,

with hopes that a miracle soon would be there.

The users were nestled all snug in their beds,

while visions of inquiries danced in their heads.

When out in the machine room there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my desk to see what was the matter.

And what to my wondering eyes should appear,

but a super programmer (with a six-pack of beer).

His resume glowed with experience so rare,

he turned out great code with a bit-pusher's flair.

More rapid than eagles his programs they came,

and he cursed and he muttered and called them by name.

On Update! On Add! On Inquiry! On Delete!

On Batch Job! On Closing! On Functions Complete!

His eyes were glazed over, fingers nimble and lean,

from weekends and nights in front of the screen.

A wink of his eye and a twitch of his head,

soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

turning specs into code; then turned with a jerk

And laying his finger upon the "Enter" key,

the system came up and worked perfectly.

The updated updated; the deletes, deleted,

the inquiries inquired, the closings completed.

He tested each whistle and tested each bell

with nary a bomb for all had gone well.

The system was finished, the tests were concluded,

the users' last changes were even included.

Then the user exclaimed with a snarl and a taunt,

"It's just what I asked for, but not what I want!"

Source: CyberJoke 3000

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eBay Scammer on Judge Judy (Video)

Scott Kuhl — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:15:53 GMT

Wow! Don't make Judge Judy angry.

eBay Scammer on Judge Judy

PVP Comic and XBOX Live

Scott Kuhl — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:15:03 GMT

Sound familiar?

PVP November 9th, 2007

Incredibly Gay Duo Concept Car

Scott Kuhl — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 09:01:33 GMT

From SEMA 2007, the Blastolene B-702. Yes, that is it's name.

From Top Ten Extreme Cars

What's Wrong With Apples?

Scott Kuhl — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 10:28:09 GMT

"They're just not real computers," the PFY says. "They're the piano accordion of the computing world, entertaining, but not made for professionals."

"Our Graphics people..."

"Yeah, but they're not professionals. They'd be just as happy with crayons and finger paints!"

BOFH: You think you know a guy...

Microsoft vs. Apple - Bad Commercial Edition (VIDEO)

Scott Kuhl — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:23:04 GMT

Welcome to round 4,620 of Microsoft vs. Apple. This time we will be comparing bad commercials to see who had the absolute worst.

First up - Geek vs Business executive. The geeks will be representing Microsoft, the business executives will be representing Apple. Warning: Apple is cheating in this one by hiring Kevin Costner. (Watch how he uses a mouse!)

Now let's see who has consumed more drugs! Apple has chosen pot, Microsoft has chosen speed.

Who's the winner of worst commercial. Comment lines are standing by to accept your vote.

Thanks to CNET's Top ten laughably bad tech ads.

Proposal Prank (VIDEO)

Scott Kuhl — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 13:18:12 GMT

She will never forgive her boyfriend or any of his friends. But man that sure is funny!

Internet People (VIDEO)

Scott Kuhl — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:11:42 GMT

It's sad how many of these I recognized.