I subscribe to the daily TV Guide e-mail newsletter. They apparently thought this qualified as breaking news so important they needed to let me know immediately because this was certain to change my life.
Jamie-Lynn Spears Is Pregnant at Age 16
Really. Really. That's what your going with as breaking news. I didn't even know who this was without asking my wife. I assumed some relation to Britney because this seems to be one of those important Britney-like news items. But BREAKING NEWS?
Now if it said Jamie-Lynn Spears Pregnant at Age 16 and it's Osama Bin Laden's I could understand. But come on.