Ahhh the innocence of children. Last time my kids were over for the weekend my three year old daughter, Zoe asked: "Daddy why do you have a step stool in your bathroom?" It caught me off way guard. I just stared at her blankly for a good 15 seconds. Then managed a meager, "ummmm... I don't know." Luckily at 3 “I don’t know” seems to be a satisfactory answer.
Probably not all that funny funny unless you know:
01) I am 6'3" and can reach anything and everything in the bathroom (and really the entire house) without a step stool
10) My GF is 5'5"
11) She, too can reach everything in the bathroom