Quotes For/From Programmers
- C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
- You ASCII stupid question, you get stupid ANSI
- Damn the documentation, full speed ahead!
- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious!
- He who laughs last probably made a backup - Rai Umair
- If at first you don't succeed, call it v1.0!
- COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck
- COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak out
- If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft
- Hackers: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!- Rai Umair
- 99 percent of programmers give the rest a bad name.
- Mostly, when you see programmers, they aren't doing anything.
- Life would be much simpler if we could just look at the source code
- I saw, I bought, and I pirated. - Rai Umair
- Constants aren't; variables don't
- I had a life once...now I have a computer. - Rai Umair
- If you can't fix a bug - write it in the documentation as a feature
- Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX!
- My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier