- A truly wise person knows that he knows not.
- I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
- Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.-
- You're perfect, yes, it's true. But without me you're only you
- You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
- Children disgrace us in public by behaving just like we do at home
- You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.
- You can often measure a person by the size of his dream.
- You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
- A sin is two sins when it is defended
- Compromise is always wrong when it means sacrificing a principle.
- Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius
- You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
- Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand Years.
- Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple.
- God must love the common man; After all, he made so many of them
- Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment!
- Good students don't cheat they verify.
- Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.
- Consciousness: that annoying time between naps
- Guns don't kill people (People kill people).
- Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
- Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it.
- Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be.
- Don’t take your failures to your heart, and don’t take success to your head.
- Hypertext is more significant to society than the invention of the printing press and the alphabet.
- I'm not arrogant, I'm just better than you.
- If everyone is thinking alike then somebody isn't thinking.
- If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
- If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
- If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
- If the going seems easy, you're going downhill.
- If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
- If your mind goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound
- It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole
- It isn't what you know that count’s; it’s what you think of it in time.
- Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
- Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime??
- A conscience does not prevent sin, it only prevents you from enjoying it.
- Critic is a bundle of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste
- A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing
- Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused
- Aim high in your career but stay humble in your heart.
- All constants are variables
- If all men are born free, how is it that all women are born slaves?