Recruiter letter for a technical position:
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Do you have any disabilities that prevent you from successfully performing the essential functions of this job with or without accommodations?
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My response:
Robin --
The only qualification I can see as a hiderence to my ability to perform is my lack of fingers. I find that if I mash the keyboard enough with my stubs, I eventually can get the code to compile correctly. Will this be a problem?
Thank you,
George
Her response:
[None]
So much for being an equal opportunity employer, eh?