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He he .......here goes my first video on youtube! I don't know how it all happened, but in the end..........I enjoyed it(after consoling that guy ;) Dhan dhan Goal! I'm lovin' it...
A friend of mine shared this video an I'm sharing it with you guys, indeed it damm hilarious! Enjoy! I'll ........kiilll u ;)...
Hey guys! Just got some giggling stuff for you guys........checkout! Grandmother was pretending to be lost in prayer, but her prayer-beads were spinning at top speed. That meant she was either excited or upset. Mother put the receiver down. "Some American girl in his office, she's coming to stay with us for a week." She sounded as if she had a deep foreboding. Father had no such doubt. He knew the worst was to come. He had been matching horoscopes for a year, but my brother Vivek had found a million...
This is a ripper!!! An office manager was given the task of hiring an Individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked: "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging the first man (A WHITE MAN), on his right,...
School : A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. Divorce : Future tense of Marriage. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer...
A guy comes walking into a bar with a little turtle in his hand. The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender asks the man, "What's wrong with your turtle?" "Nothing", the man responds, "this turtle is very fast. Take your dog and let him stand at the end of the bar. Then go and stand at the other end of the room and call your dog. I'll bet you 5000 bucks that before your dog reaches you, my turtle will be...
Guys I found this article pretty interesting and sharing it with you guys, being a country of billion people(world's second most populous) country it's a matter of shame for the authorities if they don't act in time. Finding original and unintended uses for condoms has spread throughout countries such as Thailand and India. A Thai model shows off condoms arranged in an orchid design. Picture:AP Most interesting part was the usage : Indian military - for covering their gun and tank barrels as protection...
A ever best Kabir written poems in IT industry. Kabir :Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoye Auron ko sheetal kare, aaphi sheetal hoye SE:Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye, Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye Kabir :Guru Govind doyu khade, kaake laagu payeBalihari guru aapke, govind diyo bataye SE :Client aur manager doyu khade, kaake laagu payeBalihaari client aapke, manager diyo bataye. Rahim :Rahiman dhaaga prem ka, mat todo chatkayetode se fir jude na, jude gaanth pad jaaye SE...
एक डॉक्टर के क्लिनिक के बाहर मरीजों की भीड लगी थी. (There was a queue outside a doctor's clinic) जब कोइ आदमी आगे जाता, उसे लोग पकड के पीछे खींच लेते. (Whenever someone tries to bypass the queue people drag him behind) एक आदमी कई बार आगे जाने की कोशिश किया पर उसे भी लोगों ने पीछे खींच लिया. (One of them repeatedly tried to get forward but people repeatedly dragged him behind) 5-6 बार पीछे खींचे जाने के बाद वो आदमी चिल्लाया, (After being dragged 5-6 times, man cries out...) सालों...लगे रहो लाईन में.....मै...
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