May 2007 Entries
This is a ripper!!! An office manager was given the task of hiring an Individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked: "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging the first man (A WHITE MAN), on his right,...
School : A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. Divorce : Future tense of Marriage. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer...
This wonderful technology is for all of us and today is the key to communication....truly it is the lifeblood of any organization.... As any other technology this too requires prudence and a bit of intelligence while we use this..... Some common tips the world uses to make this technology helpful ...lets look at these next time we use Email to communicate with others... Ask yourself ..... Have I addressed the mail to relevant recipients ? Does all recipients CCd really require that information ?...
A guy comes walking into a bar with a little turtle in his hand. The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender asks the man, "What's wrong with your turtle?" "Nothing", the man responds, "this turtle is very fast. Take your dog and let him stand at the end of the bar. Then go and stand at the other end of the room and call your dog. I'll bet you 5000 bucks that before your dog reaches you, my turtle will be...
Guys I found this article pretty interesting and sharing it with you guys, being a country of billion people(world's second most populous) country it's a matter of shame for the authorities if they don't act in time. Finding original and unintended uses for condoms has spread throughout countries such as Thailand and India. A Thai model shows off condoms arranged in an orchid design. Picture:AP Most interesting part was the usage : Indian military - for covering their gun and tank barrels as protection...
===========================... Author: Ram Shankar Yadav Create date: May 22, 2007 Description: Used for administrative purpose to find a particular text in the database for example columnName, Table name etc etc ===========================... CREATE PROCEDURE [dbo].[FindTextInDatabase] -- Add the parameters for the stored procedure here @text varchar(200) AS BEGIN -- SET NOCOUNT ON added to prevent extra result...
A ever best Kabir written poems in IT industry. Kabir :Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoye Auron ko sheetal kare, aaphi sheetal hoye SE:Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye, Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye Kabir :Guru Govind doyu khade, kaake laagu payeBalihari guru aapke, govind diyo bataye SE :Client aur manager doyu khade, kaake laagu payeBalihaari client aapke, manager diyo bataye. Rahim :Rahiman dhaaga prem ka, mat todo chatkayetode se fir jude na, jude gaanth pad jaaye SE...
एक डॉक्टर के क्लिनिक के बाहर मरीजों की भीड लगी थी. (There was a queue outside a doctor's clinic) जब कोइ आदमी आगे जाता, उसे लोग पकड के पीछे खींच लेते. (Whenever someone tries to bypass the queue people drag him behind) एक आदमी कई बार आगे जाने की कोशिश किया पर उसे भी लोगों ने पीछे खींच लिया. (One of them repeatedly tried to get forward but people repeatedly dragged him behind) 5-6 बार पीछे खींचे जाने के बाद वो आदमी चिल्लाया, (After being dragged 5-6 times, man cries out...) सालों...लगे रहो लाईन में.....मै...
Check it out it's cool.... hmm... interesting thought isn't it
I found this link while browsing and sharing it you you guys! http://msdn2.microsoft.com/... Happy Interop
I particularly enjoyed the 3rd one, its brilliant! Enjoy
Guys I got it thru my friends and sharing it with you guys! You will surely enjoy it if you know hindi. ............... aaa aaaa aaa, aa aaa a makkad-man! "Oye uddan khatole" Links The adventures of Makkad-Man : http://www.makkadman.com/ Makkad-Man Rocks...
First of all a big "Hi" to all! I was a bit busy this year completed my MCTS - Windows Development and presented a dissertation on "Rule Engine" for my MS Software Systems, BITS, Pilani. In between I've learnt a lot of new things which I would love to share my experiences on life, technology, and other blah blah. At the fun zone I've explored River Rafting and Cliff Jumping @ Hrishikesh, learnt new techniques in Table Tennis. I'm learning and evolving everyday! Enjoy Evolution...