November 2006 Entries
HARD-DISK Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Girls: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. SCREENSAVER Girls: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. SERVER Girls: Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA Girls: She makes horrible things look beautiful. CD-ROM Girls: She is always faster and faster. E-MAIL Girls: Every ten things she...
I noticed this bug while I was browsing WMPlugins.com, at first glance it cannot be noticed but if you spent some time you will find that this is illogical to have Most Popular Plug-ins listed under Top Skins section, and this widget/usercontrol is used through out this site. Links: WMPlugins.com Anybody from Microsoft listening .....!! Enjoy Bugs...
I got this from my cabmate colleague Ratish Gaurav, good one read thru .... How a BOY withdraws cash from an ATM. Park the car Go to ATM Machine Insert card Enter PIN Take money out Take ATM Card out Drive away. How a GIRL withdraws cash from an ATM Park the car Check makeup Turn off engine Check makeup Go to ATM Hunt for ATM card in the purse Insert card Hit Cancel Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it 10 Insert card 11 Enter PIN 12 Take cash 13 Go to car 14 Check makeup Start car Stop car...
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked...
I got this mail from one of my colleague Chandra Shekhar Pathak sharing it with you guys, here it goes.... Ever wondered on how to close your Outlook remotely, when you by chance have forgotten to close it before leaving the office. I ended up in this situation couple of times and was badly looking for a way to tackle this problem. Here I’m with a solution and it works perfectly. It’s a one time setup and you are free of this tension.Steps To Set Open Notepad. Type "tskill outlook" //without the...
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MSDN Wiki What is MSDN Wiki? MSDN Wiki provides an infrastructure for users to comment, edit, and add content to the Visual Studio 2005 and .NET Framework 2.0 online documentation. What Microsoft content is included on the MSDN Wiki beta site? The site includes the English version of the Visual Studio 2005 and .NET Framework 2.0 documentation. In addition, it includes versions of these topics that are machine translated into Brazilian Portuguese. How is this different from the content on msdn2.microsoft.com?...
Hey guys it's true! It's finally out! Microsoft has finally released its next version of framework. I wrote about it in this post. Microsoft .NET Framework 3.0 aka WinFX is here with new things like WCF, WPF, WWF and InfoCard. I've already installed it on my machine.... Links: Microsoft .NET Visual Studio Developer Center Microsoft .NET Framework 3.0 download page Pre-released Microsoft .NET Framework 3.0 Uninstall Tool Visual Studio 2005 extensions for .NET Framework 3.0 (Windows Workflow Foundation)...