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Various Designations in a Company ;)

Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.


Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.


Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.


Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.


Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.


Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.


Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.


Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

 

What's yours ;)

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Print | posted on Monday, July 31, 2006 10:16 AM | Filed Under [ Life ]

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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

You guys are mad.
12/8/2006 2:26 PM | Your DAD
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

good one
5/7/2007 12:33 PM | aryan
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

Enjoyed a lot boss, Great Stuff. :)
6/11/2008 4:29 PM | Amar
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

hehe hooooooooooooo nice 1
8/2/2008 12:40 PM | saleem
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

Had fun.....ha ha ha...the truth...
8/6/2008 12:38 PM | Purnima
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

WHAT THE Hell............. Tell the truth.....??

Who will the FATHER of the baby...
10/28/2008 10:43 AM | Santhosh
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

i want more than dis explanation..make it quick..
12/23/2009 4:19 AM | sunil
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

geart imagination.....who is d father of the baby........
2/16/2010 5:09 AM | sandeepkrishna.p
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

On similar lines...

A tester is a person out to prove that it is not a Baby that has been produced but something else.
2/19/2010 1:33 AM | Inder P Singh
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

TEAM LEAD-Even if the baby is other's he declares he became FATHER
3/22/2010 4:08 AM | Aftab
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

very practial ,truth in humor, vision changes with designation
<>db un wm 69 88 gd combination
3/28/2010 6:07 AM | harpreet
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

After a long research "End User" has been declared as FATHER of all babies produced or in the process of production.
4/1/2010 12:35 PM | End User
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

well MR yadav i like that, good sense of humour, good way to explain it
4/23/2010 8:23 AM | tarun
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

Could you give me designations for a trading company as we are re-structuring the organisation
5/10/2010 10:53 AM | Marushka
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

simply loved it :D and fortunatly or unfortunatly im Quality Auditor who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby ;D
5/23/2010 9:53 PM | Faraz Ahmad
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

We are the manufacturer of FRP Industrial Products. We are appointing a fresher girl whose job profile shall be as follows

1. Network mktg
2. Telephonic mktg
3. Visit the clients personally if required

Pls let me know what designation shall be given to her?
6/18/2010 1:32 AM | AMISH MEHTA
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

i enjoy do muchhhh....... hahahahhahhah!
7/1/2010 11:12 AM | Afzall
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

hehe.....gud one guys ...
7/17/2010 7:11 PM | Free Streaming Hentai
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

Good explanation but It's not the best.
8/2/2010 9:54 PM | pratik dwivedi
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

Need designations for a real estate Company
8/9/2010 6:21 PM | purna Ch Panigrahi
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

I enjoyed reading it.Really nice !!
8/31/2010 11:36 AM | stream/download hentai
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# Designations in a Company

IAM WORKING IN PHARMA COMPANY .I HAVE JOB RESPONSIBILITIES OF Expenses and Incentives of field personnels. current designation is mine clerk now i want to upgrade my designation pls suggest me few designations related to my work.

thanxs

rahul
10/15/2010 2:13 PM | RAHUL
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

enjoyed a lot......
10/20/2010 6:52 PM | uttam yadav
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

is there any designation in company act OVERALL
11/2/2010 11:55 AM | DAV
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

Hi..could u plz tell me the designation for payroll cum accounts..............
11/21/2010 4:41 PM | Vinay
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

great comments/remarks on every designation enjoyed a lotzzzzzzzzz........
12/20/2010 12:25 PM | Banti Deka
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# re: Various Designations in a financial sector

Want to know differnt designations used in financial sector in India.
7/1/2011 4:48 PM | shilpa
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# re: Various Designations in a Company ;)

exellent work buddy. I just enjoyed
7/16/2011 11:59 AM | Satheesh
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