Scene: Sitting at my desk, cell phone rings.
Me: Hello, Peter speaking.
Caller: Oh, sorry, I may have the wrong number. I was looking for William Turner.
Me: Bootstrap Bill? He's not here right now, Davey Jones' locker and all that...
Caller: What?
Me: Oh, nothing. You have the wrong number. Thanks, bye.
Actually, I just told him that last bit, but next time he calls...