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Just been reading this week's Spectator mag: it's not all Thinkgeek and Slashdot stuff with me you know!

Anyway, I Just happened to find myself scanning the 'For MEN' bit in this.

Most of the ads were for 'Professional Massage' - um, got me to thinking, were these coded ads, or legit?  Normally, I'd have said 'code' - but, in The Spectator!?

One ad was very interesting - coz if it was but a thin veneer for the phrase call me for a shag I wonder what undiscovered joys 'Hopi Ear Candles' might present!!!

And, even if they're not some sort of device, I can't help wondering what they might be - like, do they protrude 'outwards', or perhaps they're 'vertical' - Hope the wax gives one a kinky kick!  I must admit, I'm a *bit tempted* to find out!

Update:
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They're candles you put in your ears, and the New Age term for why you might want to do this?

It's Thermal Auricular Therapy! You're shitting me!  Nope!

Kind of reminds me of the old Spitting Image theme ...

 

...

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose  Stick a candle in your ear
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith

...

 

Posted on Wednesday, August 24, 2005 6:46 AM | Back to top

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