Kris Krause

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i lost mine too! HELP! 9/21/2004 12:40 PM | SchoolGal

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Yea I lost my keys last night, don't know where and when because I can't remember much from last night. And for some reason I now am the prowd owner of a no parking sign??? 9/25/2004 7:30 PM | cabbie

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me too looked all last nite looked all morning ...making such a scene lookin for them pulling my hair out ...yellin at my wife the dog they all hatin me right now im such idiot ...help!! 10/7/2004 12:05 PM | Rich lose my head if it wasnt at

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lost mine too... not that by posting here i'm gonna find em again.. :(

But, still nice to know that ppl have found their keys again. maybe there is still hope!

10/10/2004 9:37 AM | EK

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I lost my keys and have looked everywhere. I know they are here because i last drove home with them and did not go anywhere else. I have quadrupled check the entire house. HELP!!! 10/13/2004 10:56 AM | Fred Winters

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I used to lose my keys all the time. We solved this problem once and for all.
See www.FindOneFindAll.com

DavidM 10/19/2004 1:51 PM | David Melbourne

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was that your USB key? 10/20/2004 9:15 AM | ken

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god damit i lost my keys 10/31/2004 1:03 PM | lock smith

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i lost my dam keys i looked every where why the hell are keys so fucking easy to lose 11/17/2004 5:49 PM | ft76i

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i lost my dam keys i looked every where why the hell are keys so fucking easy to lose 11/17/2004 4:50 PM | ft76i

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guys i lost my keys this morning!!!

I've ripped the house apart looking for them!!!

They were their last night, when i came in from work!!!!!

What hte hell do i do!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 11/19/2004 3:52 AM | chris fishwick

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Any suggestions guys? 11/19/2004 4:53 AM | chris fishwick

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Mine have just gone, maybe its a conspiracy! 11/20/2004 12:01 PM | marly

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Thank Heavens i've found. they we're in my old jacket (D'oh!)

hfor all your support guys, without your help this wouldn't have been possible, big shout out to Marly, Your the best :) 11/24/2004 8:45 AM | chris fishwick

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http://rtk.homelinux.org 12/3/2004 9:44 AM | anon

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I lost my keys. This blows. 12/5/2004 3:50 PM | Key Loser

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I found a bunch of keys on a ring with a gold fish on it 12/9/2004 10:47 PM | Ken~W

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me too.... i hate 12/15/2004 4:45 AM | molotov

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MOTHER FAWKER
I LOST MY KEYS too.
i AM GOING to call a psychic.
but not for the keys
I want to find out who i'm going to marry if anyone at all.
I HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL TOMORROW
TH EKEYS ARE FOR SCHOOl
IT COSTS 80 BUCKS TO REPLACE THEM AND A YELLING BY MY GREEDY FATHER.
IM DEAD
PLEASE PRAY.
F no, i wont deal with that.
My keys lost ME, let those f'er's find me and go onto a lost human support group.
please help me find my keys. :(
1/3/2005 4:25 AM | F pancakes

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I've lost my keys, I had them where I always put them, but they are missing now. I've tore apart the house searching for them and I have looked every where. I've asked the kids. I think my 4 year old daughter did something with them, but she says she doesn't know. Looks like we are eating pizza tonight and I'll just keep on searching and hope by some luck I find them. 1/13/2005 4:47 PM | Tiff

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I lost the keys to my CBR 900RR and im going in sane!!! ive been looking for 2 days now and nothing. Why god!? call a psychic doesnt ound like a bad idea. im not in to all that stuff but what else do i do????????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 1/16/2005 1:36 AM | Bryan

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Well it's been awhile now and I still haven't found my keys. I really need to get to the grocery store for food.... It really sucks being stuck at home. I've called a locksmith and I can't afford to have him come out. Why can't I find them? OHHHHHH UUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGHHH, wouldn't be so bad if my family lived in the same state as I do or if my fiancee would come back from working out of state..
1/17/2005 4:32 PM | Tiff

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I lost my fucking keys, too. I'm part of the club. Just disappeared in thin air. Put them where I always do. Maybe one of the kids took them. So frustrating. It's been 14 years since this has happened, can't believe I'm going thru this again!!!!! 1/17/2005 8:45 PM | Nan

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I found mine by searching on Google. 1/27/2005 5:53 AM | GPD

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Balls, i'v lost my keys and this site is no use at all. 1/29/2005 7:32 AM | Sargent23

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i lost my keys to our house. My wife changed my oil for me after finding out, at 2am. It's cold and wet out here. I don't know what to do? She told me, well, I can't say. I just went to my dog's house and my dog kicked me out. What's a man to do? I would go sleep in the pickup but my wifes in it, sleeping. That's 'great' the neigbor next door thinks I'm looking in there window. I was just looking to see what time it was in there kitchen. He's asking me what I'm doing. I said I lost my keys. He said I found a set of keys in our bedroom. 'What' I said. I couldn't say are they mine? He knew what I was thinking and he said, know you don't understand, I found them on the curb out in front by the mail box. I was relieved and my wife forgave me. I told my wife you can't change my oil for another 3,000 miles. She didn't think that was funny. 2/4/2005 10:01 PM | Bobbyray

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where are my bloody keys? 2/8/2005 7:11 PM | aarrrhh

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Lost them, don't need them. 2/12/2005 11:42 AM | Dante

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Ok so heres my problem. I just recenlty lost my keys about 3 weeks ago. Had to tell the boss that i needed another master key. He was pretty concerned that a master key was laying around, It had everything on it except the car. So i finally just gave up and got a new key set. Now i lost those. How could this happend twice in 3 weeks..I was so desperate that i started searching for lost my keys to get hints on where i should look, I have looked everywhere. Funny i ran into this site. 2/22/2005 12:05 AM | Ed

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I've lost my key and have three suspects in the household. They are a wife, a son, and a daughter. There I was standing in front of my household door bladder full and no one home. It is amazing how dependent we become to a key that is securely fasten upon a king chain and an oversized ring holder. To my amazement the key was missing. To make matters worse, there was a heavy snowfall that was turning into hail and the temperature was dropping fast. Of course I was improperly dressed for the occasion. So off into the blizzard I walked with hail pelting and melting on my face from my anger so that I could use a washrrom at a local plaza several blocks away. I thought to myself, self why don't you call the family cellphone it is there for emergencies such as this. Of course, the family member who doesn't want to be identified had turned the ringer off. Info was sourced through my 5 yr old who is not a suspect. After an hour an a half latter finially someone came to my rescue in the blizzard so that I could go home. So I'm pisst off, pouting, and desparately trying to figure out who has the missing key. I'm leaning towards a polygraph, no may be some sort of revenge so that they can feel the distress of a lost key. 3/23/2005 6:33 PM | Pist off Dad

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i was on this site in 94 cos i lost my keyts and now i'm here again!!!!

they were with me when i got out the car and came into teh house , so i know they're in the house. but i can't bloody find them and it driving me bloody crazy!!! 3/25/2005 5:02 PM | Chris

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i have lost all my house keys dont have a bloody clue where they are! help me out 3/29/2005 5:32 AM | ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Lost my sunglasses, searched for them and found my lost keys...... 3/30/2005 7:40 AM | JWS

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i dont need 2 fukin say what iv lost u all know!!!its been 3 weeks and im dead if i dnt find em!! help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4/7/2005 9:49 AM | chaz

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i lost my third and FINAL set of keys... all lost at home...this has been reoccuring over just the last three months WHAT THE HELL??? 4/11/2005 10:17 AM | dana

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so did I lose my only set key to my car, and it's parked on the street where overnight parking is prohibited. and street sweeping is coming this friday morning too... what the f*&k!

4/13/2005 2:40 AM | WTF

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So yeah I'm in the same predicament as everyone on this fcking thing. I was in a bad mood today. the keys have got to be here somewhere because i brought them home when i got my bike inspected and didnt go anyhwere else. i've dumped drawers out. i've been yelling at everyone and pulling out my hair. i even bit my fucking arm i'm so pissed.

i have to be at work in 5 hrs--5:30 am....and i cant find my keys so i have no clue how i'm getting to work. yah. i'm pissed. 4/14/2005 12:17 AM | fucking pissed!

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a twist....


I lost my keys somewhere in a classroom!!
Fuc&


Could be me or the kids or my wife! 4/19/2005 5:09 PM | Big rob02

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I dont even have keys, i found this site by accident. you are all fukin losers. just buy some more keys and get a life you stupid fukers 4/20/2005 4:10 AM | nooooooooooooooo

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i am the master of the keys.i am declaring myself to the world.i stole all your keys let this be a lesson to all of you..... NO ONE DEFIES THE KEY MASTER.... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

p.s. i ate some of them...they taste like chicken.... mmmmmmmmmm chicken 4/20/2005 4:17 AM | the key master

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I am the key master's apprentice.
Don't tell him but i'm gonna kill him and steal his keys!
MUHU HAHAHA! 4/20/2005 4:24 AM | Americans are dicks!

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Keymaster : are you trying to kill me, apprentice?
Apprentice : of course not
K : (turns his back)
A : (wips out the knife) 4/20/2005 4:33 AM | Americans are dicks!

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apprentice:r u going to kill me
apprentices apprentice:what makes uthink that
apprentice:taht big gun in ur hand
apprentices apprentice 4/20/2005 4:36 AM | if u r big fat and suk tail this

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apprentice:r u going to kill me
apprentices apprentice:what makes uthink that
apprentice:taht big gun in ur hand
apprentices apprentice 4/20/2005 4:36 AM | if u r big fat and suk tail this

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this has nothing to do with keys, i just like this song

Everything is open
Nothing is set in stone
Rivers turn to oceans
Oceans tide you home
Home is where the heart is
But your heart had to roam
Drifting over bridges
Never to return
Watching bridges burn

You're driftwood floating underwater
Breaking into pieces, pieces, pieces
Just driftwood, hollow and of no use
Waterfalls will find you, bind you, grind you

Nobody is an island
Everyone had to go
Pillars turn to butter
Butterflying low
Low is where your heart is
But your heart has to grow
Drifting under bridges
Never with the flow

And you really didn't think it would happen
But it really is the end of the line
So I'm sorry that you've turned to driftwood
But you've been drifting for a long, long time

Everywhere there's trouble
Nowhere's safe to go
Pushes turn to shovels
Shovelling the snow
Frozen you have chosen
The path you wish to go
Drifting now forever
And forever more
Until you reach your shore

You're driftwood floating underwater
Breaking into pieces, pieces, pieces
Just driftwood, hollow and of no use
Waterfalls will find you, bind you, grind you

And you really didn't think it would happen
But it really is the end of the line
So I'm sorry that you've turned to driftwood
But you've been drifting for a long, long time
You've been drifting, for a long, long
Drifting for a long, long time

4/20/2005 2:11 PM | you dont need keys, just a life

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you're drunk and the next thing you know...no keys....what a scam 4/21/2005 3:03 PM | matty pants

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shut up dikhead
Lewis,joe,tom and toby rule dis place now
just try and stop us I DARE U
p.s.i love my mum 4/22/2005 5:51 PM | you dont need keys, just a life

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ur all gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay 4/26/2005 7:05 AM | 65u5u

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apprentice: the key master will fall! He keeps me locked up in a celler, making me polish his prize keys....
I'll get the bastard......
4/27/2005 4:19 AM | americans are dicks!

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Why do you write essays about loosing keys, you freaks!?
4/27/2005 4:28 AM | americans are dicks!

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i hate u all u fat fuking yanks u r all wankers and hes right lewis toby tom and joe rule this site hahahahahahahaha fat wankers 5/5/2005 6:52 AM | TOBY THE master of this website

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Damn !
I lost my keys yesterday and I can't find them ! My parents are gonna kill me :-/ 5/7/2005 8:28 PM | Megamath

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i hope they do kill u by sitting on you because u r so fat and so r they and i hope u all die u fat american wankers hahahahaha i hope u lose them more often fat WANKER hahahahahaha we rule this site now hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5/9/2005 4:10 AM | TOBY THE MASTER

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wankers wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wankerwankerwanker wanker wankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwanker im not sad u r u fat wankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwanker and if you didnt get that fattywankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwanker 5/9/2005 4:12 AM | TOBY THE MASTER

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i lost my keys last nite i thought it would be a good idea to ask google where my keys are and to my surprise theres loadza people with the same problem i feel so much better...i deffinatly had them when i came in last nite and there in the house somewhere, u just find yourself sayin "iv looked everywhere honestly theres nowhere they could be ahhhhhhh!!!!!!"i hate this world 5/9/2005 10:09 AM | DAve from cambridge

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liam is amazin
5/9/2005 2:07 PM | Liam Da Master

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P.s, Rowe Vs lewis = Lewis Dead + Every1 Laughing !
P,ss Toby Is Amazing..
P,sss I Am Writing This By My Own Will And Not Being Forced By Sum1 Called Toby The Master ! 5/9/2005 2:07 PM | Liam Da Master

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all u sad owes who cant be arsed to find ur keys,wud rather post ur sad life problems on here, (continued below)
5/9/2005 2:41 PM | Liam Da Master

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if u had a brain u wud get spare set. (continued below) 5/9/2005 2:42 PM | Liam Da Master

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toby, go find your fukin dominatrix queen and get punished you sad obsessesd loser (whip sound) (whip sound) im glad you got robbed and hope it happens again wat r u doin? why havent you left yet?
naomi's gunna kill you if your bout a second late
run........quick...........RUNNNNNNNNN (whip sound) (whip sound)

and liam, well....your just luky your big

p.s, im guna kill rowe....then (and dis is a challenge) why dont you see how well you'd do against me toby unless your chicken,COME ON I DARE YOU,i am serious bout dis
(that challenge was meant for toby hebdon, no 1 else, so no1 hard ask me for a fight pls, thank you) 5/10/2005 12:47 PM | READ ME

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Lewis. whats point in writing all that shiet? rowe is gunna kill u and princy has alredy bought steroids for rowe so that he can beat the shiet out of u for longer...
gud 1 bout toby though ;)
still ur gunna die today.. 5/11/2005 2:12 AM | Liam

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lewis fckoff u catliker at least i got a girlfriend and she not a man with 2 chins like rachel was ye she has got 10 basturd chins and she is fat i cunt care less wat u say bout me n naomi u need to geta life n i ope rowe kiks ur hed in so FUK U from toby 5/11/2005 4:14 AM | i h8 lewis

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liam i have decided u r a dik hed and i can take u even tho u r big u dikhed bring it
im not scared of u from lewis 5/11/2005 4:22 AM | read me

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lewis bring it.. 5/11/2005 11:51 AM | Liam

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Toby:
how can u call Naomi dominatrix, just look at ur mum..
liam cant wait till he fights u down at park.. he gunna absoulutly kill u..
also wen im there ill kick ur ass too.. !! u mutha fuker !! i hope u get raped by some black bird home scrubber with aids, and so u die a painful yet funny death...

Liam:
why do u always talk about Naomi & Toby..? why dont u talk bout other bf's & gf's?
is it cos u wanna b luved by sum1, u fat polish jew..
the only gf ur gunna get is the bitch i just saw runnin round the corner on birdholme on derbyroad ( or Racheal 'ten chins' Lloyd)!
and if u say ote about lucy, ill get her to punch ya lol...then ill punch ya.. (even more lol)



5/12/2005 12:31 PM | toby & liam

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Lewis
i dont wana get involved in this but because i totally h8 u jst lyk every1 else ill join in
wot is ur obsession wi me n Tobe jst cz ur a lonely polish twat hu no 1 loves cz u gt a small weener!!!
or is it cz i got in wi Toby 1st n u wanted im? dats wots rong int it? but @ the end o d day it jst cums dwn 2jelousey! i swear if u so much lay a finger on Toby not only will u ave Liam messin up u face ill join in n laff @ u as well!! so dnt say i dint warn u!!! jst incase u do go runnin hme 2mummy!! well u will run hme cz u live in Birdholme so u ave2run unless u wana get stabbed!!! loser!! 5/12/2005 4:36 PM | Naomi

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nice naomi... ill back u up with that... 5/12/2005 4:47 PM | liam

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lewis ur a fat geek. just leave toby alone you retard atleast he can get a girlfrend that havnt got 7857946347387486 chinny chin chins 5/16/2005 9:28 AM | anon but its not toby for sure

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I found my keys !
I am sure this website helped me :D

thank you lol :)) 5/16/2005 10:47 AM | math

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thanx Liam
n im sure alot o ppl will.
he jst carnt get the hint dat no1 likes im n e stinks o B.O!!!
Liam i carnt believe Pabs is leavin its unberlievable init? o well sure well still ave sum laffs wnt we?

o yeh and Lewis get dwn 2 superdrug n buy a roll on!!!!! 5/16/2005 11:58 AM | Naomi

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lol Naomi...
we aint got a niga for our english teacher next year :'(
o well..
best wishes to him.. 5/16/2005 2:35 PM | liam

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Quote] I found my keys !
I am sure this website helped me :D

thank you lol :))
[Quote)

sdfu math no1 cars about ur fcking keys.. wer they up ur arse?
fcking cunt.. we rule this site now...
and lewis smells of B.O 5/16/2005 2:37 PM | liam

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lol wow naomi you really are psyco lol
and the message
''liam i have decided u r a dikhed and i can take u even tho u r big u dikhed bring it im not scared of u from lewis'' lol
i wonder who that was from, you and toby really arent very bright lol, like i'd put from lewis and why would i insult liam (or lucy for that matter) since i like them and have no problem with them
its toby and 'THE VEIN' that i have the problem with and no naomi im not jealous of you and toby nor do i want him lol thats a bit of wishfull thinking on your part, who else would want toby other than you
and toby since you put bring it im asuming you want a fight, any fukin time dikhead. if naomi will let you off the lead for a bit we can do it at the park but i cant really see that happening, and if you say one more fing about rachael you wont have the choice to fight and you can get all the people you want to hit me but why dont you do it yourself cos quite frankly i dont fink you can do it yourself, you'd just hide behind THE VEIN, and get her to take another shot at me lol that really was pathetic even your friends had a good laugh at dat wen u werent there lol you were probably off whipin toby lol when you two break up its guna be so funy
and naomi wat do you mean you dnt wana get involved you started all this lol
p.s. liam whats with all the ''why do u always talk about Naomi & Toby..? why dont u talk bout other bf's & gf's? is it cos u wanna b luved by sum1'' who r u, TRISHA lol
hey naomi how come toby hasnt beaten me up yet lol does he need you fightin his battles,even toby was laughin at you after you tried to hit me lol wow wat a bf lol u beta keep hold of him, oh wait uve probably got hold of him rite now lol
p.s. whip sound 5/19/2005 3:58 PM | lewis

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ttsyysyyduuyhwehueuciume 5/20/2005 7:01 AM | rtytt

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I must say Niomi, you are a bit psycotic.....
Yes, its been a while, but I'm back. :)
I'd just like to remind you all not to go crazy, oh yes, and that we are now all year 11. Therefore I want to make sure that we do the classic year 11 things, you know, kick year 7 and 8's balls on the roof, being rude to dinner ladies, and generally being evil.
MU HU HA HA HA!
Lewis, I must add, that it indeed would be very amusing if you were raped by a black birdholme scrubber. Yes, before you ask, he must be black.
5/20/2005 1:19 PM | Master Joe

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Oh yes, I forgot. Gotta remind you all that Lewis is on holiday, therefore we can abuse him behind his back. Its sly, and somewhat two-faced, but who cares, its only Lewis.
5/20/2005 1:23 PM | Master Joe

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im not on holiday yet joe
5/20/2005 3:55 PM | lewis

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ur on hols now so lets av fun !!
Racheal asked kelsey to buy jonnies for her as lewis cant get any ! oo so they guna shag!
arrgghhhh chinny u fat bitch i hope ya suficate lewis !!
terrible images.... i think u shud go shag in another country out of our way CHINNY !! 5/24/2005 12:26 PM | Lewis& Racheal

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i have my keys right . . . oh, crap. seriously, I was gonna be all gloaty, but I can't find my keys! damn. 6/2/2005 5:51 PM | xkcd

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Damn i lost my keys too... I think my dad took it yesterday.... damnit
6/7/2005 11:58 AM | xav

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ur dads a perverted prick who shuved hsi keys up ur mums ass !
sick bastard, he cant use his nob so he uses ur keys.. ur a test tube baby too 6/11/2005 7:15 PM | ...

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well i aint bin o4 a while but things ave really kicked off!!!
lets jst say............Lewis even though me n Toby ave split up @least we stay split up insted of changin r minds n goin bk out 2days l8ta!!
o well nw were nt2gether @least i dnt ave2ave oat2do wi u!!
Joe i thought of u as a nice lad n really quite dwn2earth but obviously i wo rng if dats wot u tink o me!!!?
Toby i still care bout u n u no dat but the way u finished it really woz abit pathetic n u even admitted2me bro dat u cunt do it face2facecz u dint ave d balls (as u put it) well seens as we wz2gether 4nearly 6month id of thought u culd but i wo rng!
oh also Joe nxt time u gna slag me off spell me name rite!!! plz?

well Toby i hpe u mum n Dad ave a nice weddin!cz i dnt tink u wana tlk2me nymre y i dnt no! i dint do oat rng!
hpe u all grow up soon so we culd mayb have a civalised convo Toby u can b mature wen u not wi dis lot! 6/13/2005 12:14 PM | Naomi

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naomi u fking slut... get a life and leave toby and me out of it...
go find another vain partner to interact with as toby dunt want u now..

ur so fking over protective.. let toby off his lead and let him run free... he doesnt need another dog runnin after him every fuking minute..
ya u fuking cow !!

peace out u fat slaaaggg 6/16/2005 1:13 PM | fk wit

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6/19/2005 9:41 AM | lewis

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if u aint noticed i aint fat n im not a slag i dnt sell me body2ny1do i? errrr............. no!!! 6/20/2005 4:04 PM | Naomi

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i lost the bitches in my own house, im going crazy and cant find em. wtf? tried retracing my steps a million times. no luck. 6/28/2005 1:30 AM | ajballs

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my poor keys... gone =( even the little sonic tatter tot keychain so sad ='( 7/2/2005 7:01 PM | cave

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I lost them too :( 7/4/2005 1:34 AM | jg

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I lost my keys, then my back-up set....... I never lose keys... this is most annoying.... I am racking my brain thinking of where I put them down. Last night I had a dream that I found them in my purse! 7/15/2005 7:51 AM | JMB

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I put my keys on the living room table last night. Woke up this morning. They were gone. Phoned mum who had left for work. She had seen em, my sister hadn't. Sometime between 7 and 10 am they went MIA. :( 7/15/2005 12:54 PM | Dutt

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my friend lost her keys so i went to google to find her keys and this page came up thought i would ask you all if you knew where here keys were? see you next time poop smith 7/29/2005 4:11 PM | poop smith

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naomi is a fat slag hu takes it up da arse by er dad 8/2/2005 7:49 AM | lyk am gna disclose dat mutha fu

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lol stupid dad fuker 8/5/2005 3:01 PM | lyk am gna disclose dat mutha fu

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hmmmmmmmm 8/7/2005 4:03 AM | k

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My wife really did lose my keys... 8/8/2005 9:17 PM | MB

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toby the masters a champ 9/16/2005 11:13 AM | suck my cock

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i came home at 3 am from some vanderbilt party and the next day there was no finding my keys! I searched every inch of my room (and cleaned it for the first time in forever) and no luck. Ive searched everywhere, all my clothes, all my floors, all under everything, and I'm about to go crazy. I have a spare set to the CHEVROLET i am driving, but SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT MAN! 2/9/2006 11:21 AM | Shitmen

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lost my kkkkkeeeeeyyyyssss 2/14/2006 8:39 AM | zack

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I lost my car keys had to pay 140 quid to get some guy to break in with out damage and make a key,
7 months later i found the damn keys in the food cubord next to the gravy! 5/28/2006 8:20 AM | Gareth Graham

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Help has arrived! i have keys to donate... 7/7/2006 11:00 AM | Dominique

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In the middle of moving, keys have disappeared. I hope they didn't fall into one of the 50 rubber maid boxes now filling my apartment. I've looked everywhere in the house and my car. I'm out of ideas. Must have a gremline cause I've been now stuck at here by myself for 3 days, food running low, no social contact except the internet. This is so lame. I gotta find my keys. Every lived of rice for 3 solid days. I'm at that point and just ran out of rice. Main issue is I'm a ways away from town. Wish me luck.

Signed,
William McDonald 10/17/2006 7:00 PM | William

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I Lost My keys at work yesterday. I think it is the work of the ben ladon 5/8/2007 7:40 AM | jerry

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im after losing my keys and i am lost without them i swear i now have no house key and no car key and i have no spares i ripped the house apart ast nite wit a few of my friends not all mind you the ones that are my real friends help but some of my friends well only 1 really is a fuckin dope and she recks my fucking head and i would do anything for her to just fuck off or never to b born the fat fool wt big ears 1/1/2008 6:57 AM | i hate you