Sunday, November 25, 2007 9:21 PM
DISCLAIMER - This post is purely fictional and only intended for entertainment value.
SEX
The worlds oldest act becomes the newest technology. Simple Enterprise Xml, also known as SEX, is the latest craze among the development community. What started as pure curiosity, SEX now has everyone screaming for more. SEX was designed to allow two or more entities to unite in a mutual experience. We conducted a random survey asking different people what they thought about SEX. One developer said SEX would revolutionize the entertainment industry. "SEX sells!" he was quoted as saying. A CEO of a major firm said that SEX could not only be for big business, but for personal use and sometimes even in the office place. One sales representative for a software firm predicted that SEX would be able to be found in almost any walk of life very soon, including major search engines.
What is even more exciting about SEX are all the other technologies that are being built because of SEX. It is rumored that one of the biggest counterpart technologies to SEX will be a new technology called LOVE. We hear LOVE will be great, but it is so top secret we can't tell you how to find it or when it will find you. All we are certain of is that when LOVE does come you will know it.
Just like with any new technology, SEX is not completely safe either. Our sources have told us that some groups have devised ways to disrupt SEX or actually cause problems afterwards. Split Transfer Documents, or STD's are sometimes the result of SEX with many anonymous entities. Some of the anti-virus firms have software to deal with these STD's but some are not yet able to be corrected. As of now, there are not many signs that a program or operating system may have been infected with an STD, but please keep an eye out for general signs. Theses signs could be reboots, color speckles on your monitor, CD or DVD periodic ejections, etc.
With all new technologies a wide variety of starter guides and books seem to arrive just in time for the holidays. In fact, our sources also tell us that a few books will be coming out this winter about SEX. Safe SEX and The Joy of SEX are two that we are hearing will be fantastic. In fact, The Joy of SEX will contain many illustrations and how-to's detailing SEX as more than just a new technology.
If you are interested in SEX or have any information about SEX, please let us know in the comments section. Until we all learn more about SEX, please be safe and remember to always use some form of BC (Byte Control).