Friday, April 18, 2008 7:53 PM
After blogging about my idea for RAP! yesterday, an event to strike terror into the hearts of fast food industry workers everywhere, I ventured to the local Taco Bell tonight for 4 crunchy tacos and a water. Little did I know when I got in their concrete barriered drive-thru of eternity that I would wait in line for 35 minutes to get some freakin' tacos. Again, there were no natural disasters going down, no terrorist attacks occuring, no second coming of the Lord, nothing.
I watched as the line of 13 cars dwindled to 5 (lucky me, I was already stuck in their little lane that didn't allow you to exit once you've got past the drive-thru event horizon) and re-grow to 15. Something needs to be done! Everybody, get together a mob of people and go shut down your favorite local fast food joint by patronizing them with your business. Make them aware of how unable they are to handle more than 5 people at a time. Videotape the joy you get out of watching them frantically scurry around!
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