I found a bunch of great
Computer Laws...
A few highlights:
Ellison's Law: The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. (Harlan Ellison)
Jakob's Law of the Internet User Experience: Users spend most of their time on
other websites. (Jakob Nielsen)
Nathan's First Law: Software is a gas; it expands to fill its container. (Nathan Myhrvold)
Ninety-ninety Law: The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time. (Tom Cargill)
Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't. (Don Osborn)
Also,
sysprog.net has quotes on everything from design over bugs to tech writing - plus a collection of predictions à là Bill Gates' 640K blunder...