Do you really want a gmail account? And for some reason, do you feel that asking me directly is out of the question? Then go to gmailomatic and request one ;-)
If you are on the other end - having gmail invites and no one to invite, send your invites to firstname.lastname@example.org
instead. They will then be pooled and distributed.
isnoop.net gmail invite spooler
Can you think of a worse solution than this?
G'ahead... Make my day... Punk!
Seriously cannot believe that this is for real. No way. (see the related comments)