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If geeks ruled the world:

  1. Professional sports teams, if they existed, would have mascots like the Orcs, the Elves, and the Supernovae. The Giants and the Pirates could keep their names, and possibly the Blue Devils (though due to statistical improbability, Duke would not be allowed to be in the Sweet 16 so often).
  2. All surnames would have to be pronounced as they are in their country of origin (e.g. Favre would be Fov-ruh and Mao Tse-Tung would be unpronounceable).
  3. Wars would occur between the cybergeeks and the envirogeeks. The weapons would consist of twenty-sided dice and solar-powered Laser Tag guns.
  4. There would be KSL programs (Klingon as a Second Language).
  5. I would be a very high-ranking officer!
Posted on Thursday, April 17, 2008 4:15 AM all the other stuff | Back to top


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Don't forget the holy wars between the supporters of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Cthulhu.
Left by Chris Eargle on Apr 17, 2008 6:29 AM

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