I have a fun idea for a new McDonald's commercial. It opens with the latest jingle (bah dah bah bah bah), followed by Ronald McDonald driving his Hummer up to the edge of a rainforest. He precedes to light the rainforest on fire, and as he watches it burn, he eats several Big Macs and throws the wrappers on the ground. Then we cut to a fatter Ronald McDonald testifying before Congress that global warming isn't really happening. Then we cut to an even fatter Ronald marching the cows into the slaughterhouse and cutting their throats. We end with a gigantic Ronald, covered in blood and chowing down burgers and fries, not able to get off the couch. Cue the jingle, and... scene.