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Dear Recruiters,
Posted on Friday, June 22, 2007 12:36 AM
If I update my resume on monster.com, please use the phone number provided in said resume and do not look up my current place of employment and ask for me there.

"Oh, he didn't answer his cell phone. I know! I can use Google, search for the company that he currently works for and ask to be transfered!"

My cell phone's already been ringing ten times more often than normal and now I hear, shouted across the office, "Hey Len, Stupid Douchebag from Dumb$h*t Staffing is on line 1 for you."

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# re: Dear Recruiters,
Gravatar Wow, you must really be in demand. Recruiters barely take the time to e-mail me, did not look at my resume or qualifications, or e-mail me with jobs that are plainly displayed in Monster or Careerbuilder.
Left by Scott Miller on 6/22/2007 1:48 AM
# re: Dear Recruiters,
Gravatar My trick, which may or not be optimal (but being that I've been assaulted by a veritable recruiter army, appears to be working) is to have a recruiter version and a real version of my resume.

I wrote my recruiter version as if I was doing SEO in 1999, and I stuffed it with keywords. The more times they see (C# or SQL Server or T-SQL) the more excited I think they get.
Left by ignu on 6/22/2007 2:13 AM

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