Life

Does your wife or girlfriend...

hamilton verissimo — Thu, 04 May 2006 13:11:00 GMT

...snore like a bear with sinusitis? Please tell me I'm not alone on this!

What would you do?

hamilton verissimo — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 02:51:00 GMT

After more than 12h on airplanes you finally get to the hotel. It's 10:00 AM and you're urging for a hot shower and only half awake. The clerk comes.

- Hi, checking out?
- Good morning. Checking in. I've a reservation...
- Oh, I'm sorry. Checking in starts at 3 PM. We don't have any clean rooms at the moment.
- Oh great. What can I do?
- You can wait on the TV room.

Great service, eh?

Married and bored or single and lonely

hamilton verissimo — Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:47:00 GMT

Quotes from the show Never scared

If you've never stared at rat poison for 45 minutes, you've never been in love. If you've never practiced your alibi in front of a mirror and the only thing that made you give up was an episode of CSI, you've never been in love.

Once you’re married, kiss all your dreams good-bye and “make the bitch happy.” Good relationship is simply eating and f*****. The longer you’re with someone, more eating and less f*****. It’s all about married and bored or single and lonely.

Chris Rocks couldn't be more right about that. Personally I am on my way to the second option. I'm sick and tired of trying to please someone, having to swallon my mood, having to bring patience and tolerance from nowhere.