After more than 12h on airplanes you finally get to the hotel. It's 10:00 AM and you're urging for a hot shower and only half awake. The clerk comes.
- Hi, checking out?
- Good morning. Checking in. I've a reservation...
- Oh, I'm sorry. Checking in starts at 3 PM. We don't have any clean rooms at the moment.
- Oh great. What can I do?
- You can wait on the TV room.
Great service, eh?