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This is pretty good...

Are you tired of your friends/parents hounding you about not having a girlfriend?? Or do you have an ex that you want to make jealous??  Then this is the auction for you!  I am willing to become your "imaginary" girlfriend that you will now have proof of.  I will write you one letter a week and include pictures, cards, whatever...so you can get everyone off your back because you are in a "long distance relationship."  If you want, I can even send you emails and online stuff.

Just email me with details of when and where we met (be as creative as you want...I'll play along!)  and things I should talk about and you will receive one letter a week for a month, including a picture to put by your bed!  I'll use pink stationary and even spray it with perfume :)....When the month is up...just think up a crazy story and dump me...should be great fun!

Let me tell you a little about myself.  My name is Judy and I live in Texas.  I'm 22, five feet tall (or short depending how you look at it!), and I am a starving college student ;)  I will provide sweet, humerous and personalized letters just for you!  I had a long distance boyfriend for a year, so I'm a great penpal.  You never have to write me back...just send an email with what you want in that weeks letter.  I thought of this idea VERY late last night...I'm curious to see if I get a response.

Please Note: By winning this auction, I do not become your girlfriend...this is only pretend...and everything must be done either online or through the mail...no live contact...Just to get that straight :o)

posted on Friday, December 19, 2003 10:11 PM

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# re: Need a Girl? 12/29/2003 6:46 PM Robert McLaws
Lol I wonder how many responses she got...

# re: Need a Girl? 8/3/2007 10:14 AM daquan
wuz up

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