Monday, February 18, 2008 12:52 AM
So tonight I watched the better part of an hour-long Ford car commercial (well, it was technically two hours I think, but I just recorded the rest to run as background music for my next WoW session).
Any of you that watched the Knight Rider premiere tonight...well, if you did, first let me offer my condolences. As with any remake of an establishment, there's always risk that things will turn into a gong-show while attempting to relive the glory days...and unforunately for Knight Rider, the gong is still ringing in my ears.
First, the dialogue...who wrote this?! I knew we were in trouble when they said things like "hard drives" with great importance...as in "let's find those HARD DRIVES"...oooo, hard drives...with DATA...or how about the geek that walks into the back room and declares "I've never seen such complex algorythyms..."...yeah buddy, because us geeks just leave our computers on displaying algorythyms all the time.
The scientists work area included a bunch of little robots and what not...all of which I already saw at the last Twin Cities Code Camp during the presentation on the Microsoft Robotics SDK. Where did the budget for this series go?
Oh right...THE CAR! Kitt is definitely rockin' the Ford logo in this show. Not only does Kitt have all the regular witty computer banter, the sleek black paint job, and the same indestructable frame...but he can also MODIFY HIS BODY AT WILL. Of course, he can only take the form of other models of Mustang but can alter colors. I could be wrong on that though, since he also GREW A SPOILER AT WILL, so maybe we'll see the Ford Ranger version of Kitt when they have an off-road excursion?
Back to the dialogue...when I really knew this series was in trouble was when the bad guys come to "rough up" the new version of Michael Knight. Apparantly he owes alot of money to shady investors who gave him money to build a racecar. No races = no money, and they're tired of waiting. While in his garage, one bad guy pulls a gun on the token friend and declares that he needs the money in 24 hours or token friend gets it. I kid you not, this is the dialogue:
New Michael Knight - "How am I supposed to get that type of money?"
Bad Guy - "I don't know, have a bake sale for all I care."
Seriously...bad guy with a gun drops the term "bake sale" in his dialogue? Did nobody read this script?! Mind you, it *is* a Ford commercial masquerading as a television show...Thank God that Dexter was on CBS last night...
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