Tuesday, May 22, 2007 4:51 AM
So I posted my workout regiment this morning on my blog. I'm normally pretty good with trying to keep it off the main feed and having it show up on my personal one, but this morning I was in a rush and just fired up Live Writer and posted.
I get a comment from "IrritatedByYourPosts" about it saying
"Do you not have anything more interesting to post?
Like some latest design pattern youre using? Or some other geeky but informative post.
I just find it irritating, all these posts talking about Vista and Sql, and C#, and then right in the middle, how much your pumping down the gym!
Woopeee!"
My first reaction is to lol as I imagine the antagonist from the South Park WoW episode sitting at his desk, tape keeping his 1988-era plastic glasses frame together, and thinking how kewl he was putting it to the "jock" on the forum about how irritating he found my post...and then stopping to catch his breath from exurting so much energy chuckling to himself.
Of course, I'm greatly distressed by this. I don't know who IrritatedByYourPosts is (because he didn't actually put his real name on the comment, unless his parents really hated him and actually called him IrritatedByYourPosts), but I'm concerned for him/her. Obviously there are other things that must be irritating this person to have them lash out so angrily at someone's workout regiment. Maybe their man-love for Krispy Kreme donuts...maybe their jealous that as interesting as SQL Reporting Services is, it just doesn't turn the ladies' heads like a set of rock hard pythons...or maybe this is all a plot byJustice Grayy because he knows that even if he meets his body-fat goal, I'll STILL look ultimo-hot compared to his farmer-tan encrusted pasty white pool boy physique.
Regardless for those of you that were offended by my workout post, I just need to say:
"Whatcha gonna do bruther when the 24-inch pythons run wild on you?! Ooooooo yeeeah, DIG IT!"
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