Saturday, October 28, 2006 5:07 AM
Happy Birthday to Joseph Calhoon! Joseph mentions on his recent blog post that he was the recipient of a TMNT cake (if you don't know what TMNT is, you're either too young or too old). So this opens up the age old debate: Which is the greatest of the TMNT team?!
I'll give you a hint:

Oh yeah, Raph was DEFINATELY the best out of the group. Leo...pffft...reminds me of Cyclops from the X-Men movies: WUSSY with a Capital P. Michaelangelo...pffft...I swear that character was born after the orginal authors/artists watched Belushi in Animal House. Donatello...pffft...look at me, I have a BIG STICK...obviously overcompensating for something, if yaknowwhatImean.
But Raph...he had style, he had attitude, and he had short-range melee weapons that you required skill to use for any sort of real damage. Plus his name is the only one you can shorten that doesn't sound regular (seriously...Leo...Mike...if you had two heroes and you said "I'm calling them Leo and Mike" it woldn't resonate an "ooooo" factor with fans) or somewhat disturbing, like Don (You know who loves you, you big Edmontonion pretty boy you!).
So I hope Joseph that your cake featured the best of the TMNT team and that the other three were relegated to the plates and cupware used at the party.
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