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CNN.com - E. coli outbreak spreads to 11th state - Sep 15, 2006

Friday, September 15, 2006 1:32 PM

Anyone want to start a pool on how long before a news agency suggests this might be a new terrorist plot and that we should all fear buying groceries at the store?

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# re: CNN.com - E. coli outbreak spreads to 11th state - Sep 15, 2006

Predicting that very thing, I have taken out a small business loan to start a local business as "Food Tasters for Terrorism". Basically, the business model consists of hiring local college kids to eat a little bit of all your groceries. We then observe these heroes trying to make a buck to pay their way through college and if they get sick or die after raiding the cupboards in your house, we deem your food "terrorized." Thus saving you and your family from the spinach, spam or whatever other nefarious foul foods that have been sent to kill you.

I am currently looking for some more investors so.... 9/15/2006 1:56 PM | George

# re: CNN.com - E. coli outbreak spreads to 11th state - Sep 15, 2006

You might be able to reduce costs if you just contract out to homeless people instead of hiring college kids. Just a thought.
;)

D 9/16/2006 4:58 AM | D'Arcy from Winnipeg

# re: CNN.com - E. coli outbreak spreads to 11th state - Sep 15, 2006

Yeah, but with a job like this, there is a serious risk of death, and well, homeless people already have a function in society, while college kids...

9/16/2006 6:22 AM | George

CNN.com - E. coli outbreak spreads to 11th state - Sep 15, 2006

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