This is for Carl, Richard, and Geoff:
So this girl is a big DNR fan, she goes to a tatoo parlour and says
"I'm such a big fan of DNR, I want a picture of Carl on my inner left thigh, and Richard Campbell on my inner right thigh both looking up to my pussy in adoration."
The tatoo guy says .. "uhh sure". He works on it .. and when he's done .. the gal looks down there and yells ...
"This looks NOTHING like Carl or Richard"
The guy argues it does .. and to make his point .. he grabs a drunk bloke from the alley by the collar and sticks his head between her thighs and asks
"So .. do those 2 on the sides look like Carl and Richard or not?"
The bloke is drunk .. he replies
"I dunnow .. but the one with the beard and awful breath in the middle sure looks a lot like Geoff Maciolek."
- Credit for the joke goes to Sahil Malik, nice man!