Saw him live twice, had the CDs and relly enjoyed his Comedy Central Presents. Thanks for the laughs Mitch, you will be missed.
From MTV News:

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Comedian Mitch Hedberg Found Dead In New Jersey Hotel Room 03.31.2005 3:13 PM EST
He was 37. |
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Mitch Hedberg (file) Photo: Jason Squires |
Comedian Mitch Hedberg was found dead in a New Jersey hotel room Wednesday morning, according to Minnesota's Pioneer Press. He was 37.
The cause of death has not been determined, and details concerning his death have yet to be
released. The Pioneer Press reported that Hedberg's family has been told he suffered a heart attack.
The comic — who bore an uncanny resemblance to Rush frontman Geddy Lee and once explained the reason his was not a household name was because most of his fans lived in apartments — spent much of his career straddling that fine line between cult status and relatively larger stardom. Born and raised in St. Paul, Minnesota, Hedberg was known for his disheveled hippie look, his relaxed, almost sedate stage manner, and his dawdling delivery — his face forever concealed behind a pair of shades and a wall of floppy bangs.
Much like Steven Wright, Hedberg was a master of the sharp-as-glass-shards one-liner ("Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something"; "I would imagine if you understood Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy"; "When someone hands you a flier, it's like they're saying, 'Here, you throw this away.' ") His comical, almost-too-obvious observations about life's subtle peculiarities inspired Time magazine to declare the stand-up comic "the next Seinfeld" in 2000.
A frequent guest on Howard Stern's morning radio show and "Late Show With David Letterman," Hedberg's resume also included several television and film roles, including appearances on FOX's "That '70s Show," the NBC comedy series "Ed" and the animated shows "Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist" and "Home Movies."
Hedberg also lent his voice to Comedy Central's "Crank Yankers," played the Eagles' road manager in the film "Almost Famous" and wrote, directed, produced and starred in the 1999 independent film "Los Enchiladas!" The film centered on a small Mexican restaurant in Minneapolis, where Hedberg's character, a drifter, was working as a cook until he suddenly found himself in charge of the joint after the manager attacked a customer and the chef left for a better job.
Hedberg's first television appearance came on MTV's stand-up series "Comikaze," a gig he landed by personally pitching his act to the program's talent coordinator. In 1997, he won the grand prize at the Seattle Comedy Competition. Years of headlining club tours followed, and Hedberg eventually secured a development deal with FOX to create a sitcom, though that project never came to fruition. In 2003, Comedy Central Records issued his albums Mitch All Together and Strategic Grill Locations, and sponsored a tour with Hedberg, Lewis Black of "The Daily Show" Dave Attell of "Insomniac."
"He had a heart of gold," his mother, Mary Hedberg, told the Pioneer Press. "He was a brilliant comic and a wonderful person."
Hedberg joked often about drug abuse, but in a recent interview, he said he'd given up smoking marijuana several years ago. "For 10 years, it was amazing, but then I had to give it up because it didn't feel as good," he said. "The audience thinks I'm stoned all the time and I have to write my material that way ... so sometimes, when they come up to me after a show and ask me to join them, I just tell them I'm an undercover cop."
According to an article published in the Los Angeles Times in 2003, Hedberg spent two-and-a half-days in jail, and six weeks in a hospital bed, following his arrest in May of that year for felony heroin possession. But Hedberg said he was arrested for "possession of paraphernalia and pills and things like that. My actual bust was minor. I got a misdemeanor. People used that bust to try and prove that I was busted for having, like, a kilo of heroin on me."
A posting on Comedy Central's Web site reads, "Tragically, Mitch Hedberg passed away this week. Mitch was a beloved member of the Comedy Central family, and we join fans in our sadness. He will be missed."
Ctsy of MTV News.
Thanks to a great comment on my last post by Robert, I do feel the need to clarify things a bit.
To all of us who have found spyware / viruses / malware on our machines:
You have to realise that once you get "owned" on your PC,
it's a lot like getting "owned" in prison, things are never the same,
and you can't "go back".
Once you find spyware, you *have* to repave to be sure you are clean (think back to the time you found out your partner *might* have had crabs, remember burning your clothes and sheets and buying new ones?), and then you need to (thanks Robert), install a hardware and or software firewall, and teach yourself to run as non-admin.
There were some unusual circumstances involved this weekend, and a repave was not an option. I realise that he is probably vulnerable, and there isn't much else we can do about it, so it's a possibility he has chosen to live with.
Ok, so I was helping a friend this weekend with some web browsing problems, IE6, spyware, hijacked homepage and unwanted reappearing porn bookmarks, and the whole time I was working on his machine, IE was driving me nuts. I am a *huge* fan of the Ctrl + Enter shortcut to add "http://www" and ".com" into the address bar for me. His was not working, so I figured I'd just go into tools, options and reset default settings, but no luck. I finally found it under Tools\Options\Advanced-Under Browsing, by checking the inline AutoComplete box. Just out of curiosity, I tried resetting the defaults, and it *unchecked* that on me. Hmmm, ctrl + enter has always worked on exery pc I've ever used, how is that the case when it's not the *default* setting?
I know the *real* answer to this is go download Firefox, but for now there are still tons of people who don't use FF and they still ask us to help them with their computers from time to time. There are also tons of companies who have declared IE the one browser to rule them all.
One more browsing shortcut sidenote: The Ctrl + Enter also works in FF, adding the http://www. and the .com to what you type in the address bar, but wait, there's more, if you order within the next fifteen minutes, Firefox will also add the http://www. and .net to the entry if you use Shift + Enter. How is that done in IE? Oh wait, it *can't* be done in IE, nevermind.
This is for Carl, Richard, and Geoff:
So this girl is a big DNR fan, she goes to a tatoo parlour and says
"I'm such a big fan of DNR, I want a picture of Carl on my inner left thigh, and Richard Campbell on my inner right thigh both looking up to my pussy in adoration."
The tatoo guy says .. "uhh sure". He works on it .. and when he's done .. the gal looks down there and yells ...
"This looks NOTHING like Carl or Richard"
The guy argues it does .. and to make his point .. he grabs a drunk bloke from the alley by the collar and sticks his head between her thighs and asks
"So .. do those 2 on the sides look like Carl and Richard or not?"
The bloke is drunk .. he replies
"I dunnow .. but the one with the beard and awful breath in the middle sure looks a lot like Geoff Maciolek."
- Credit for the joke goes to Sahil Malik, nice man!