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I saw the new Halloween movie (Rob Zombie version) this weekend.  More on that in a future post.

One thing that was mentioned in passing was "electroshock therapy."  Now I've never had that, but I can imagine it sucks pretty awful. Especially if it's anything like a Nerve Conduction Study, which I HAVE had the pleasure of experiencing.  I can only assume it's worse.

The wikipedia defines a Nerve Conduction Study as "a test commonly used to evaluate the function, especially the ability of electrical conduction, of the motor and sensory nerves of the human body." What this definition leaves out, is the fact that it also hurts like a bitch.

Here's what they do...  they shove needles into your body at various nerve points (in this case, it was my wrist and elbow, and later my knee and ankle) and then run electricity through your nerves to see how long it takes to get from point A to point B. Typically, there's a bit of a twitch. Mine manifested as a very strong desire to slap the crap out of the smiling doctor everytime he pushed his little button.

This went on for nearly an hour. I've gotten shots, numerous tattoos (some in rather tender areas), been pierced, punched, kicked, broken bones (mine and others) and hit with a baseball bat, all on more than one occasion.  This was worse. This just sucked.

The end result, by the way, was that I have "slow nerves" or something like that. There was a more technical term, but basically it just means that it takes longer than normal for my nerves to transmit a signal from one end to the other. Not a big deal, although my childhood dreams of catching arrows with my bare hands are probably out.

So, what about the new Halloween movie? Well, as I said, that  will be a later post, but I can say that it was good, if not disturbing as hell.
posted on Monday, September 10, 2007 2:04 PM

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# re: Nerve Conduction Study 11/26/2008 10:08 PM Kathleen
I have searched high and low today for a comment like yours on this NCV test. The doctor giving the test and the doctor who ordered were like "while it is to be uncomfortable"...
My big strong husband had it done for his lower extremities and howled in pain and said to stop!, this is bull shit! They all have looked at us like he was a big baby! I know my husband and knew this had to hurt him! It was more then "uncomfortable to him, esp., in the groin area!
Thanks for your comments!
kkamper8@aol.com 11-26-08

# re: Nerve Conduction Study 5/14/2009 6:53 PM kathy
it was awful. he kept pushing the metal against my lower left inside the calf and I got bruising from it and it looks like spider veins I very upset about it especially since I have sensitive legs with veins not just nerve problems. I read they use tapes but he held it against my leg also in back of knees. I said he could pay for the vein damage as I recently got the veins done

# re: Nerve Conduction Study 7/8/2009 8:14 PM Lorrie
yikes - I am scheduled for one coming up and my feet already hurt like hell. What are the alternatives?

# re: Nerve Conduction Study 9/8/2009 6:59 PM Lisa
I laughed when I read your post. I got one done today. It wasn't fun. I told the lady that was doing mine that I wanted her job. At least in my dreams and with ex boyfriends. I thought the same thing as well, with the electro-shock therapy. I have also never been through it, but I can just imagine..... Well, at least I made it this far.. I find out the results on monday. I honestly think the dr likes to stick me with needles... It was a good laugh tho.

# re: Nerve Conduction Study 9/24/2009 7:44 AM Michelle
I had a NCS done yesterday. It was every bit as bad asI thought it was going to be. The first part of the test was bad, but I grinned and beared it. I made the occasional moan sound, and gripped the side of the table I was lying on. The second part of the test was the Electromyography, where the Dr. inserted needles down into my muscle, and moved the needles around. I was crying like a baby, and squuezing the nurses hand. I wanted them to stop, but I want to know what is wrong with my leg, so I let them proceed.I just hope I never have to go through that again!!!!

# re: Nerve Conduction Study 10/17/2009 9:09 AM Mel Melvin
TO GO.....OR......NOT TO GO???

I am scheduled to have an NCS Thursday. What is the true outcome benefit? If, the test indicates the subjects nerves transmit faster or slower....Now What? Is there a direct diagnosis of XYZ? Does this indicate a requirement for specific rx-meds.? What is the purpose besides having knowledge of the speed at which your nerves transmit, etc.

I have atrophy on top right of my left hand, between the thumb & index finger...What will this test do for me? My 2 objectives are to stop /or/ slow the advance of the atrophy if possible, and to determine whether or not I have the early stages of ALS.....

Mel Melvin - Baton Rouge, La.



# re: Nerve Conduction Study 10/17/2009 9:33 AM Chris G Williams
Sorry man, I'm not a doctor. All I know is that mine sucked. If you need answers to these questions, please consult a qualified medical professional.

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