Wednesday, July 14, 2004 7:07 AM
"COMPETITIVE SALARY"
We remain competitive by paying less than everyone else.
"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM"
We have no time to train you.
"MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED"
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"
Some time each night and some time each weekend.
"DUTIES WILL VARY"
Anyone in the office can boss you around.
"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control.
"APPLY IN PERSON"
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"
We've filled the job; our call for CVs is just a legal formality.
"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"
You're replacing the three people who just left.
"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"
You're walking into an organisation in perpetual chaos.
"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or
respect.
"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do
it.