Father's Day is for good fathers. As such, there are only two people that I know who deserve to receive “Happy Father's Day.” They are:
- My ex-Father-in-Law, Kyle Farmer. He's a genuine good man with a heart of gold the size of Alaska.
- The template Good Father kept in a hermmetically sealed jar at the International Organization for Standards.
Sorry if I missed any others but these are all that I know.