I just wanted to try and warn everyone so that they weren't suckered like I was by this company PandaControl. I heard through some "friends" of mine that there was this upstart company PandaControl that was getting ready to go public and I could get in now on stock purchases for a very low price and I be guaranteed to be making huge returns on whatever investment I could come up with.
I know that sounds shady, and I too have heard the horror stories, but you have to understand my situation. My wife had contracted a rare condition, pandaitis noncolicum, and we were facing some very serious medical bills in the future so I was feeling some pressure.
So being desperate like that, I cashed out all the money I could. I drained our bank accounts, my 401K, we sold our cars and put all of that into PandaControl. Well, I'm sure you can guess from my title how the rest of this story goes. There was some "controversy" with PandaControl and some issues with the "bookkeeping" practices being used by PandaControl and my money is not going to be doing as well as I might have hoped.
In fact, I'm not even sure at this point where my money or even where PandaControl headquarters currently is. Last heard, the CEO and it's lawyer were heading to Mexico. WITH MY MONEY!!!!
Well, none of that really matters. I screwed up. We're broke and my wife is probably going to die as this horrible disease slowly destroys her mind and body. I can at least help the rest of you. So I repeat do NOT invest in PandaControl, do NOT believe the lies being told by PandaControl.
PandaControl is a company spawned from the bowels of Satan, and I'm talking after a late night drinking with your buddies Taco Bell run bowel spawning. PandaControl took my money, my wife and my soul from me.
If I can save at least one of you from this evil, I'll feel like all my wife's pain and suffering will have been worth it. So I plead with you, don't let PandaControl take your soul!