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FOR SALE HANDYMAN SPECIAL - “As Is“

State with beautiful beaches, mountains, and small farm lands.

Slightly broken and corrupt with large government.  May need to exterminate blood sucking leach infestation in the Capital area.

Plentiful toll roads, taxes, union labor and condominiums.  Ample government funded jobs with excellent benefits for life.

The government is currently closed, but the right owner could open it right back up.

$1 or Best Offer {no political power brokers or private sector Billionaires please.}

So if you are looking to share half your income with the government and reduce your quality of life, “New Jersey and You Perfect Together!”

The following comments are meant as sarcasm.  None of these comments should be taken seriously.  Have a sense of humor.  Please don't hunt me down and rub me out.  I am not an enemy of the state.  No the first amendment is not affected by the closure of the state of New Jersey. 

Posted on Thursday, July 6, 2006 7:57 AM Other | Back to top


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Hahahaha, I love it. New Jersey: the armpit of America.
Left by Lance on Jul 06, 2006 10:44 AM

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My two best NJ memories:

Seeing the NJ Devils have a Stanley Cup victory party where only a few hundred people showed up in the arena parking lot.

Watching people from NJ attend a Bon Jovi concert that Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was at.

Good times, good times...

D
Left by D'Arcy from Winnipeg on Jul 06, 2006 11:14 AM

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Too late; start forking over your 7%.
Left by David Douglass on Jul 06, 2006 4:27 PM

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