The SharePoint Hillbilly

Special thanks to the troublemakers @JoyKnows and @LoriGowin for their masterful input.

20. Good thing I didn't disableloopbackcheck when you walked by.

19. Is your name IIS? ‘Cause my heart just got a redirect.

18. You be the event and I’ll be the receiver.

17. I’m like a 2010 workflow… totally unattached.

16. I know where to get all the best swag.

15. I may be FAST but I’m thorough

14. I am the Best Practice!

13. How would you like to be my default.master?

12. Your content type belongs with my site collection.

11. Wanna come play in my sandbox?

10. Hey baby, wanna Share My Service?

9. I need at least 8 gigs to satisfy me.

8. I know Todd Klindt

7. Wanna skinny dip in my App Pool?

6. I'd deploy your heart directly in my GAC, because baby, you deserve full trust...

5. I'll share my point with you any day.

4. I’ve got you scheduled to crawl my content database.

3. If I were your Service Account would you grant me full access?

2. I’m not virtualized because I’m all about performance.

1. Yes.. I know i look better than my older sister, but you can't touch me until sometime next year... maybe...

Ahhh…. SharePint… the end goal of all SharePoint conferences.  A place where all of us like minded people get together to commiserate and forget our troubles… or create new ones…

10. What’s your Twitter name? I think I’m following you.

9. Where did the AvePoint girls go?

8. So, here’s this wicked problem…

7. Can we PLEASE stop talking about SharePoint?

6. I can’t feel my face.

5. Hey Darlin, can I have another Corona?

4. I’m sorry.. I have a boyfriend.

3. Why yes! I AM an MVP!

2. Did you hear [insert SharePoint Rockstar] is going to work at [Insert Company name]

1. What’s SharePoint?