Alright, I already know what you're thinking after reading the title, but that's why I prefaced it with "Another..." Long story short, I wrote this nice long e-mail to my friend/colleague here at work and I thought maybe it would be of use to one of the three people out there that haven't read 84 different explanations of the abstract factory pattern. Again, it was formally an e-mail so I ran through it and added some clarifications in brackets...hope I made _some_ sense :) A link to an explanation...