You know that Fibonacci is not a fine wine or type of bread.
Your Christmas list is a color-coded spreadsheet with sort capabilities on person, store, and price.
The last party you attended was a slide deck check.
Your MP3 player contains more .NET podcasts than music.
The average shelf life of the books you purchase is 3 months.
You have more email addresses than you have digits in your phone number.
That's ok, because you have linked them all together with single sign-on from your smart phone.
You think that Facebook and MySpace are so-o-o 2007.
You know more people by their twitter handle than by their real names.
You can't multitask worth @%&@ in the real world, but you can handle a debugging session, a SQL window, three IM windows, and a twitter client simultaneously.
If Google went down, your productivity would plummet.
When you hear the acronym "MVP" you don't think "Most Valuable Player".
When you hear "waterfall", you don't think of Niagara, and you need to restrain yourself from running away screaming.
When your boss asks you "When was the last time you worked with COM?", he doesn't mean communications, and you do run away screaming.
A night of drinking involves everyone consulting their GPS before proceeding to the next venue.
A night of drinking ends up at the office where everyone can fire up their laptops and swap MP3 files.
When you're feeling old, you give your age in base-11.
You divide the world into 10 types of people - the ones that understand binary, and the ones that don't.
You laughed at at least half the items on this list.