This was printed on a T-Shirt. Sex Egg-ucation ;-)

Well, do you know anybody who hate their weekends? There are people who hate their weekends. I hate my weekends, probably for a very unique reason. I hate my weekends because, I have to wash my clothes weekend after weekend after every damn weekend. I tried several ways. I tried giving my clothes to the laundry, I tried washing machine, I tried every damn possible thing, but still ended up hand washing clothes every weekend. Damn, I want to break free. Queen, save me... My friends gave several ideas,...

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